I shall smite thee with many guitar solos
I’ve played a lot of guitars over the years (decades?) but this is one of the coolest I’ve seen. OK, so it’s just slightly over the top. Custom made by ESP for Toshihiko Takamizawa of the Japanese rock group The Alfee, this one plays on all the classic guitarist fantasies. Guitar as weapon, guitar as phallic symbol, guitar as vehicle for soaring improvisational odysseys.
The guitar is currently available for a Buy It Now price of $4,500 on eBay. From Gizmodo:
O Lord, bless this thy Angel Sword Guitar, that with it thou mayst blow Christina Aguilera and A-HA and Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias to tiny bits, in thy mercy. If you want it, follow these steps: first shalt thou get to eBay. Then shalt thou pay $4,500, no more, no less. $4,500 shall be the number thou shalt pay, and the number of the payment shall be $4,500. Once the number $4,500 be paid, then riffed thou thy Angel Sword Guitar towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
How is it a phallic symbol?